Is there someone in your neighborhood you just want to get back at? Perhaps they have a little "yapperanian" that gleefully delivers a package onto your lawn each morning. Maybe they have several male midgets just old enough to sneak with long plastic warrior-swords into your pool Jakuzi at night-- leaving blood-colored die in the water just to see your response from their balcony in the morning. Watching from behind screen sliders, you can hear them snickering as you head for the hot water with your morning coffee.

It is entirely possible to get back at them, you know. The secret? Temporary car insurance. Lets just say that you truly want revenge. And this revenge is something you have been contemplating and savoring for a while.

With temporary car insurance you can insure a temporary car. A old banger. Yes, that will do nicely. If you use an alias when you rent the temporary old banger, it will be more difficult for anyone to track you. It is VERY important that you do get temporary car insurance on this old banger. Now. Plan carefully. There is little true joy in getting caught for dishing out just deserts.

First, get your timing right. Since you are using a temporary old banger, no one will suspect it is you. Nice, huh? You can go on pretending you actually l i k e this neighbor. They will never suspect the sneer behind your grin. If, at six a.m. little yappypoodle comes with pride, regularity and fluff to make the daily deposit, you can be ready.

A sudden accidental punch on a old banger gas pedal and you can accidentally lurch right onto your own lawn and smash that little lump right into her own pile. You can even leave the strange car there, and pretend you watched from the house. Running out as a savior yelling loudly for all to hear: "oh Yappy, oh no! oh no!" and if they don't hear--you can be the hero who calls next door to report the drunken hit-and-run that just occurred. They will never be the wiser. Temporary car insurance can even pay for the losses. And the temporary car is fine if Yappy is really just a tiny lap monger.

And how about those pesky little male midgets with swords and sneaky "get-you" plans.

You are smarter, dude. AND bigger. And, now you are armed with a temporary car, with temporary car insurance. HAH! You can lie in wait, or make the bait. Just IMAGINE what those lil' monkeys would do if they came sneaking outside to find a strange car in your driveway running, but locked and with that same red goo smeared on the windows from the inside looking as though perhaps the person inside the house had become despondent over the unkind harassment, and blew their own head off right inside that running car. Maybe you can rig the scene to make it look like someone was inside, and MAYBE still alive? They would work desperately to get the car open, to save the imaginary potential suicide victim, and you, watching from the house...can decide when to save them from themselves.

If you do it late at night, or early in the morning, you have one over on them already. They are SUPPOSED to be in bed at home, right? Bait and trap. You get the picture? Great, now go get the insurance.
 

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